James Cameron Sucks

I’m not much of a movie person. That in mind, I don’t watch many movies. If I’m going to watch a movie and waste 2 – 3 hours of my day, I make sure it’s actually worth it by reading up reviews on RottenTomatoes.com and/or The Internet Movie Database.1 Of course, this type of information wasn’t around when I was between the ages of 7 and 10. Too bad because it would have saved me from watching one of the worst films I have ever watched: Titanic.2

Some of you might be questioning: “What?! How can you hate Titanic! It’s positively the best romance sap story I’ve ever watched!” BLAH BLAH BLAH. Yes, it was depressing, yes it was based on a true events, yes we wanted Jack and Rose to be together forever and ever even though they’re not real. You’re forgetting on thing: the movie was boring. How it made so much money and won the affection of millions of girls around the globe is beyond me.3

The first… I don’t know, 2.75 hours4…? is filled with 1. rich people throwing their money in the air declaring how rich they are, 2. a boring dialogue that don’t make any sense and 3. a bunch of broke passengers getting drunk and dancing in a pub.

Honestly, I don’t even remember most of the movie because I only want to see the end where the passengers meet their fate by the infamous iceberg. With that, I’m going to refer to Wikipedia so that I may remember and talk about the parts I found ridiculous, unnecessary and just plain retarded…

Okay, so the movie starts off with some people finding the Titanic in present day time — blah blah. Ooh, what’s this! They find a locked case with a naked drawing of a mysterious woman! How enchanting. Somehow, this mysterious woman turns out to be some super old lady whose granddaughter found the footage. THIS LADY IS OLD AS DIRT. Every time I see this I’m like, “How the hell is this bitch still alive?” not to mention if I was the granddaughter, I would be appalled and disturbed: I just saw my own grandmother naked. Well, it was ages ago but still — she was naked.

Fast forward, the old lady who we find out is named Rose is introduced to the people that found Titanic. They’re super duper fascinated and want her to share her story. Great. Honestly, if I were her, instead of sitting there and explaining a three hour story, I would have skipped the details and went to the end: the captain was fucking blind and didn’t see an iceberg in the middle of the ocean and because of that, thousands of people died. The end! or at least skip to the scene where she has sex with Jack in the car!5 We all know that before Titanic sinking, that was the highlight.

Anyways, going into the future some more after Rose and Jack meet — yada yada yada, Rose decides to jump off the back of the boat by committing suicide! Mainly because she hates her life. Wow. You’re a rich bitch in the early 20th century and you hate your life? Your family probably had a billion dollars through inflation or some crap.

Moving some more, Rose gets naked the first time and poses nude for Jack — here’s where the picture came from! Either Jack was straight as a ruler or… I don’t even know. How can a dude SIT there and draw a naked woman in a room when they’re by themselves? Please, answer that. Notice how he used super extra detail around her boobs… yup. Jack’s a boob guy.

So Rose’s fiance… (or, whoever that dude is. I don’t know, I just know he’s ugly) sees the picture and gets super jealous so he locks Jack away where nobody will find him.6 HOW DO PASSENGERS GET ACCESS TO SUCH PLACES? I don’t remember where they locked Jack away, I just remember there were pipes everywhere and crap. I believe Titanic has been struck by the iceberg at this point…

Okay so! Titanic is sinking and everyone is screaming: OH MY GAWD WE’RE GONNA DIE! Now, this is my favorite part. You should see me screaming at the television every time I see this. Right, so they’re in the water and Jack is all, “Get on this door, Rose!” so she gladly gets her fat ass on. He tries to get on but they’re both too big for it — understandable. So she’s lying comfortably on top while Jack is freezing his ass off in the water. They talk for a bit; she’s scared she’s going to die (mind you, this same bitch was trying to commit suicide the day before… what?!), but he reassures her that she won’t.

She somehow falls asleep on said door and tries to wake up Jack. Uh-oh. YOU FUCKING KILLED HIM. How fucking hard is it to share a door?! You didn’t even want to live in the first place! Jack was a peasant boy that wanted to see America but you couldn’t give him that, could you? Cold-hearted, bitch.7

I don’t even… yeah. The ending is pretty boring too. She “drifts” (old Rose that is) to sleep and meets all the old passengers: including Jack. If I was Jack, I would have been like, “BITCH! Why did you leave me to die?” should have slapped her or something.

If you haven’t seen this, don’t. If you have… I’m sorry. I mainly watch it from time-to-time for the LULZ otherwise it’s pretty pointless. You’re better off reading the actual story of the real Titanic. Take it from me, it’s more interesting.

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  1. Mind you, there have been a few movies they said were awful but I actually quite enjoyed. []
  2. Wow! Three links in a paragraph — go me! []
  3. I read somewhere that some women actually went to the theaters to see the movie up to five times. What. []
  4. If I remember correctly, the entire movie is almost three hours. It’s probably three hours with the extended cut version. I know it’s super long because when I had it on VHS, it was on two tapes — yes! TWO FUCKING CASSETTE TAPES. []
  5. It’s actually funny because I remember when I was younger, my mom was all, “No! Don’t watch that!” even though it doesn’t even show anything except Jack’s hand sliding down the window dramatically. I mean LOLWTF?! []
  6. Because obviously Jack is getting more action than his ugly ass. []
  7. Pun intended since you know, she was freezing in the water. []

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65 comments to “James Cameron Sucks”

Janet

I guess everyone sees different things in movies. I really enjoy Titanic. It’s one of my favorite movies. I like some of the subtle humor that’s used in it. That being said, I have lots of friends who don’t like it, so you should know that you are definitely not the only person who is anti-Titanic. My only issue with the movie is that I always think that James Cameron is lacking the creativity to do the script justice.

Oh, and to answer the thing about the time. It’s 3 hours and 14 minutes when it was cut originally. With the extended/deleted scenes, it would be at 4 hours.

Britney

I think James Cameron is very talented and intelligent. He’s revolutionary to the film industry. Avatar was amazing. Maybe I’m biased because I’m Canadian, as is he, but I don’t think only Canadians like him.
With the Titanic, I think it’s a great movie because you have to think – it’s based on actual events. You have to appreciate the fact that it’s recreating a real tragedy. People were torn apart during that time.
I think the Titanic is a great love story. The nude bits of Rose aren’t creepy, it’s artistic. If I saw a nude picture of my grandmother, I would appreciate the art behind it. But that’s just my views on it – I’m a bit of an art nerd.

Anny

I think that the way you perceived the movie is very interesting! I haven’t seen Titanic in over 9 years so I don’t remember a lot of it, except: how can you miss that fucking iceberg? Seriously!

I do agree with you on some of the things you mentioned, like how she hogged the door. Girl, let the man use it too!

Also, I didn’t get the point of the nude picture. Maybe it was because I was ten when I saw it, but couldn’t he just have drawn a normal portrait? Must have been embarrassing for the granddaughter to find it! I know I’d been :)

Can’t wait to read your opinions about Twilight! ;)

Rachelle

Your post was interesting. It’s my first time to encounter someone not liking titanic. Haha. I love titanic, though. And Avatar.

Jessica

Haha! I like Titanic, but I did find some scenes to be quite boring and the romance aspect was not my favorite. My favorite scenes were the action ones; I am terrified of drowning myself so every time I watch it I’m like O.O ohgod ohgod ohgod!

I always get mad whenever she takes up all of the room, and is like “I won’t let go!!!” but then, basically, pushes him off. Sigh.

All in all, I do enjoy watching it! It’s not nearly as cheesy as most romances, like The Notebook and A Walk to Remember. Don’t even get me started on those.

Ran

loling at your post, haha :)) Can you name one movie
that is worth the watch?

clairessa

I think this is an over reaction to a very ok movie. I’m with you on the movie being boring but the analysis of the characters was pretty unfair. No, Rose didn’t want to live at first but when confronted with death, it’s not uncommon that it makes you want to live more. She came from a rich background and it was a poignant moment when she was ready to give it all up for love… especially in a time when all women had were practically their husband and their husband’s trade to support them and their children. I don’t even remember if women were even able to vote at this point. That was one of the strong points of the movie.

And what’s up with calling people bitches? Really? And for no reason. Kind of a bitch-move.

And coldhearted. Jack wasn’t really hanging on that well because he was probably afraid that the door was going to flip over and the water was below freezing so someone struggling to stay afloat, well, have you ever been in a pool of water that was cool? Was it easy to move in or were you kind of in shock when you were trying to get out? Try being in the middle of the damn ocean.

Was this my favorite movie of all time? Not by a long shot? I don’t know much about Cameron except that he did Avatar the actual script in Avatar was just ok (the actual scenery and creation of the world was gorgeous) for me. But one movie does not give you the reasonable evidence that a director sucks. Especially a movie made like 10 years ago or something.

And yeah, you could be kidding about all this but that doesn’t erase how offensive and ridiculous this post is. You just ripped a new one in a movie that while we might not find particularly amazing a lot of other people do for whatever reason. I’m not saying you shouldn’t have your own opinion, maybe a less offensive way would have been a hell of a lot better.

Aly

You are going to Universal Studio this summer! That is so cool!! I don’t really know what I’m goig to do this summer. One thing I know is I want to gain money for my senior year. Yeah I want a job.

Im not much of a movie person too. I only go watch a movie if I really wsnt to watch one and that hapens only 2 or 3 times a year.
You didn’t like Titanic?! Seriously?! I think you’re the first person who hated the movie! But I accept uour opinion! Yeah I agree the movie is soooooooooo long! I didn’t go to wach t when it released because I was too young but I wathed it on Tv and I think I was 7 Im not sure. I didnt understand the move and i didnt even finish it! But i watched it a few years later and thought it was romantic good! One of the best movies ever! But i thibk its stupid that the woman went to watch 5 times !!

I agree with some of the things you wrote! Its really funny how you described the movie ahah you’re really funny! Did you knw the movie is going to be in movie theaters again next year for the 100th anniversary? Im nt sure but i thibk its going to be in 3d …

Savannah

I guess everyone has different opinions about everything~ I honestly love that movie, but that’s just me. I remember when I was little, my great-grandma used to make me watch it all the time. I still have no idea, but all I know is that I now have almost every line and every song stuck in my head. D:

I do agree with that iceberg statement. I mean, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MISS THAT ICEBERG?!?! I mean, it’s not really using the best camouflage in the world. Not like its hard to miss. Anyway, it’s nice to see someone who likes to write what they think and doesn’t care what others say about your writing. I honestly liked the way you wrote this post, mainly because it showed your feelings about the characters and showed your dislike about them without saying something like, “OMG I HATE HER. I HATE HER.” in every sentence. I think “bitch” sums it up. xD

Delphine

Same here, I’m not a movie person either. I rarely go to the movie theater unlike my friends because I honestly don’t have money to spend in this and I can save it for something better I guess…

You know, I never watched Titanic and people around me are shocked to hear it :’)

Mari

Finally! State exams are over and all that’s left to deal with are finals:/

As for your blog post…that was a long post! I agree with most people, everyone has there own input on the Titanic. Whether they liked it or not, the movie made millions.

I agree with you on some parts of the movie, such as the time when Jack is taken to the room with pipes and is locked there. I thought that was pretty pointless, because how does Rose’s fiance get access to such places?

You didn’t talk about this, but there was a part when old Rose talks about her ex-fiance and what happened to him afterwards. Something about him committing suicide. I thought that was pointless since I really didn’t care for the finance at all.

But I have to say James Cameron is really talented, and well known in the movie industry.

As for how time consuming a movie is, I agree with you. If I were to was 2-4 hours of my day watching a movie, then at least it has to have a good review or rating to be worth my time. I hear X-Men: First Class was a good movie so I might check that out as soon as summer starts.

Karlee

I honestly don’t agree with hardly a thing in that blog, but I suppose having an opinion is what makes us all different people, and I can respect that.

Personally, I loved the Titanic. I’m one of the people who can sit there the entire time watching it and not get bored. I mean honestly, I think the movie is beautiful. I love how it translates such a tragic event into something that is both romantic and heartbreaking at the same time.

Point 1: Consider this. What kind of story would it be if there was no main character, no side plot, or nothing in particular to become attached to? We’d be sitting in the theaters watching a ship sink going, “well, that sucks” but there is no sympathy, because we haven’t even gotten to know any of the characters stuck in the wreckage. We would have felt no attachment to the characters losing their lives without the back story. There would be NO EMOTION.

Point 2: I’m a history nut. There, I said it. I love hearing tales about things that happened long before my birth, and I like seeing how people lived their lives during those moments. If I were one of the people listening to the old woman’s story, I would have been completely enthralled. It’s just something that interests me, and we all kind of wish we were born in a different century sometimes, don’t we? At least at one point or another?

Anyways, that’s just my two cents. Haha, you can hate it all you want. I don’t mind. :)

Thank you, I’m glad you like my layout. Have I mentioned how much I love yours? It’s very creative. I wish I could code like you do. :)

Haha, I actually have a twin brother, and he’s practically the opposite of me when it comes to interests. He’s the out-doorsy type person, who only gets on the computer to spend time on facebook. But oh well. haha. :)

I completely agree with you there. Who would want to hate something they started out loving? I wouldn’t want design to become a chore. :P

Sharla

I actually quite enjoy Titanic. :P Not everyone likes the same movies, though, so I see where you’re coming from.

There ARE a few pointless and boring scenes. I remember when I was younger I would always fast-forward through the “present” time scenes.

It’s actually going to be released in theaters again next April. It’s going to be in 3-D. It’ll be interesting to see if people actually take the time and money to go see it again.

Isa

I loved reading your post and your honesty is entertaining as hell. It reminds of a parody I heard on radio a while back and though I do like Titanic, there are quite a bit of laughable scenes in the movie but see I was busy being emotional cause I’m a big ol’ sap.

Her fiance was a quite a rich bastard wasn’t he? Rich = power so I’m guessing he acted like a mofo and got whatever he wanted – that’s how he had access. The captain pissed me off, he was so high off having a big boat he just thought “Oh an iceberg? HAH My invincible ship could withstand some ice.” -_- But seeing hundreds of people tumble to their death was sad to watch but I think when I was a kid I said I wanted to slide down the ship when it was around 70 degrees in the air. WTF.

I would think there would be more floating debris for Jack to hang on to but I guess not. IDK but because of that there’s a lot of funny parodies to be enjoyed now. :D

In the end I enjoyed the movie, flaws and all and I cried loads for the film but then again I have a fondness for chessiness (I watch Korean dramas, can’t get more corny than that!).

BEBE

hahahaha.. I agree Kelsey.. now I can see a much better point about Titanic. :) I don’t find the movie fascinating too.. And I didn’t enjoy watching it before too. Like you, I don’t really love watching movies. I rarely watch movies when my boyfriend invites me over to the movie house. That’s the only time were movies are being up

Hanisah

I enjoyed Titanic, but I agree, it is very overrated. To be honest, the only reason I liked the movie is because I’m a very stereotypical girl and OMG ROMANCE. ;)

I have to say I liked reading and agreed with the points you mentioned. Especially the whole Rose-suicide-scared to die thing. That was hilarious, especially with the way you wrote it.

Kathy

hello. :) you would think i could go for free since 1) i go to that school and 2) my sister is in it but no. I have to pay the full price. love the turtle on your site icon thing C:

Lean

Haha, this blog post made me laugh. :D Don’t think I’m not reading because I am, it’s just like you know blogs that are easier to read than to comment? Okay, that may be taken the wrong way but if you understand me, yay! But if you don’t then forget it. :P

So anyway, I watched Titanic ages ago, never from the beginning but somewhere in there, I don’t think it was an amazing movie, but it wasn’t bad either. And how could people watch the movie 5 times?! Even for my most favourite movies I could never do that, especially in that span of a few months either, since it was only in theaters for so long. I don’t have James Cameron though, I haven’t seen all of his movies so I can’t say much, I think I’ve only seen Titanic and Avatar from him, but that’s about it (or other’s but I didn’t know he was involved with it).

And yeah, with the granddaughter finding the nude photo, yeah I’d be like in “ew” too. I always think of those celebrities who do those “racy” photoshoots or pose nude if they’re children were to see that’d be awkward. They would have to find out eventually. :P

I loved Avatar, I have to admit I was like wtf why does everyone like Avatar, it’s so stupid. -.- Even though I never watched it before, I judged, haha. But I watched it and it was actually really good! :D I guess everyone has a different opinion on it, I guess it really depends. :)

Edel

So this is probably the most amusing review/rant/opinion of the Titanic that I’ve ever read. I’ve only watched Titanic one and that was when I was around four. I don’t remember a whole lot. But I do remember the scene where Rose goes to sleep as sees everyone on the boat. What a lame ending!

I kinda want to watch it again just to say that I’ve actually watched and comprehended it. It sounds like my kind of movie except for the rich people throwing around money like it’s nothing part. Oh wait, that’s most of what the movie is, right? Nevermind, I might not watch it again.

Vanessa

ahah thanks for the message! I know im in a real dire need of switching to a new cms. sigh. lol anyway your post was really entertaining cause my sister says the exact same thing. she also goes “JUST DIE ALREADY”

Esme

Haha that blog was funny! Even though I LOVE Titanic, I do see your point. The beginning was sssooo boring, they should’ve just started from the flashback. I found the ending abit ridiculous as well. My history teacher told me that in real life, Jack and Rose wouldn’t have met anyway because lower class and upper class people could not talk to each other, each level was locked to prevent different classes socialising with each other then.

tiff

What!? First, you say watching Titanic was a waste of time, and then you say you watch it from time-to-time? Lol.

The last time I watched this movie was when I was around 10 years old, so at that time, I thought it was a pretty lame movie overall.

However,I know that a lot of people are really touched by Titanic since it was based off on an actual and unfortunate event. I can respect that. Other than that, *yawn*, this movie is average and it was filmed over a decade ago, so I don’t know what else to say.

Oh yeah, I don’t think James Cameron sucks, but I do believe he’s an oooooOoOverrated director.

Gel

Am I one of the lucky ones who wasn’t able to watch every scene in Titanic? Haha thanks to this blog entry, looks like I wouldn’t make time to watch it anymore. Maybe I can check it out just for the heck of it and just so I can say that I sat threw Titanic so that i’m able to watch it at least once in my life.. i’ve seen some parts of the movie, it was okay.. but i’d prefer watching the usual chick flick anyway. I’m not much into drama-romantic movies :p

(Sorry for the double post, I accidentally hit submit on my first comment.)

Jenny

I call my boyfriend’s mom my mother in law because she calls me her daughter in law, and his family considers me family. My boyfriend and I plan to get marry right after we are done with college.

Titanic was one of my favorite movies as a kid. I guess everyone is different when it comes to movies. Not everyone likes the same genres or the story of the movie. It’s okay.

Lucien

I understand that perfectly, though I find blog harder than graphics site – maybe because I’ve never liked keeping diaries whereas I ADORE webdesign. :D

Gloria

The movie has its faults as most do but overall I find the movie haunting (love James Horner’s music score), beautiful, and even a litle cheesy but I enjoy every minute of it, lol. I’ll admit it always tugs at my heart strings and brings a few tears to my eyes. I’m all for that sappy romance stuff. :]

I did however enjoy your rant about it and had a laugh. Your honesty is fabulous and I can appreciate your point of view.

I’m a total movie person though and I tend to enjoy every one I see. It’s just the way I am I guess. I own more movies than I have space for at the moment. I’ve actually had to put all the movies in DVD cases and take the actual movie boxes to store at my parent’s house until I move out of where I am. :P

I agree there haven’t been too many good movies in theaters for a little while now. The next movie I can think of that I want to see in theaters would have to be Harry Potter in July. I’m nervous about seeing X-men: First Class. I really don’t want to be disappointed because I really like the originals. I hear Hugh Jackman makes a cameo appearance and Wolverine being my favourite character I can’t wait to see just that part. :D

Fool’s Gold is a movie that came out in 2008. I’m pretty sure its the first movie that Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey are in together since How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days (if you’ve seen it). That’s what led me to see it in the first place. It’s just a fluffy, predictable romantic comedy but if you’re in the mood for something like that it’s just a feel good type of film.

Brandee

Thanks! That’s so cool, it is kind of hard to be active – I’m only part of one forum, and every time I open my Google Chrome it opens that so that’s a way that I stay active. I hope mine at least gets 10 members, I don’t usually have very successful things.

True, like today I was just like “urrg, let’s just get this over with!”

Really? I wish you the best of luck! Algebra is my absolute favorite, :P

You make a good point, the movie was quite boring, but it kind of had a good story, not that there’s much to change considering it was a true story.

Ha! That would be my thoughts too, especially because it’s family, but it’s even worse – grandma. I don’t ever want to see that. D:

Hmm, that is actually kind of weird, because she’s telling random people what happened, why on EARTH would you want to tell someone about how you had sex with this random guy you met on the ship? That’s personal.

Haha you’re hilarious, but it’s true. What guy in the right mind would just sit there and DRAW, with a naked girl (which he loves, obviously) and not do anything? I guess these days, it just doesn’t happen. If it actually did, the drawing would be a stick person, and he would just be like “screw that.”

Haha, yeah we have the VHS too, I still can’t believe it was 2 VHS’s, jeez. Long enough.

I really enjoyed your blog, it actually made me laugh :P

By the way I entered your domain contest. (:

Meredith

That movie really was way too long. I didn’t mind the movie, but I don’t understand how they manage to drag it on for three hours (though I always thought it was longer than that). I’m a fan of the romance stories, but it all seems improbable that she would leave her fiance and be so impacted by this guy she’s known for five minutes. I mean, I get it because I believe in love at first sight but. That’s stopping your whole life for a guy you don’t know.

I did apply for financial aid. I’m pretty sure I should get enough to cover my tuition and everything, but I still need work to pay off the loan after. I’ve looked for scholarships, but a lot are only for highschool students which I’m not anymore. I’ll have to keep looking, though.

Isi

I might make Web Design a minor in college but it won’t be my actual major because that would just suck. I have different choices in my head right now and hopefully i’ll find the right one soon. :D

When I first saw the movie I thought it was really nice, but it’s one of those movies I can never see myself watching more that once, i just cannot do that. It’s like watching Twilight more than once. It lost it’s value after the first time. I didn’t cry like everyone else….I never cry in movies when I’m “supposed to.”

I think all re-made true life stories are twisted to make it seem more interesting. I don’t even know why they made Titanic 2….I mean what is that? What’s the point?

Dorine

I rarely watch movies, but I get really tempted when I see movie trailers on television, which happens almost every week. Oh scram, temptations.

Oh Titanic. I haven’t seen it yet and neither do I know of its story line and all that crap, but I heard it was a good movie. I’ll take your advice though, if maybe one day I’ll be taking the time to watch it on YouTube or a DVD.

Exactly! I’ve finished coding a layout, but I’m still stuck at the graphics since I’m kinda lazy to start on it. But I guess I’ll just put it up in a couple of months’ time.

Yes! I haven’t done anything for Father’s Day yet either. Jeez.

Moni

I seriously hate movie hypes…when I finally had seen Titanic…i walked out the theater…completely neutral while my friend was shedding tears…in my head i was saying to myself *oh lord…what a crap day* LOL
But yes I agree Kelsey that those two sites are definitely worth reading for reviews =) I think i will take a few days break from blogging (and I shall be back with a bang lol)

Brandy

I enjoyed Titanic too, because it was based on a true story – although Jack and Rose were fictional characters.

LOL. There was TOTALLY enough room on that door for them both. If she loved him as much as she said she did, you know half of her body would have been in that freezing water too, and they would have either both lived, or died together.

Tran

I don’t like “Titanic” either! I loved its history, how it sunk, and all that jazz, but the movie was awful.

The acting wasn’t much a problem, but I felt it was incredibly… bland. Rose, the bitch, lets go of Jack, after saying “I WON’T LET GO”… Liar!!!

I don’t like James Cameron in general. Overrated.

Ayah

I am not a movie enthusiast because I prefer to do things that will make me think that it’s worth the time. however, there are instances that we need to appreciate the talents and skills people put into a movie/music/art pieces. making a movie is not just some hocuspocus. i believe, they deserve a little bit of a credit. :)

i dont hate movies like titanic. i dont love them either. what matters to me are the artists behind those. :)

shelix

I thought i was the only one that didnt like that movie. lol It was tooo long for me and i hardly wanted to pay attention. Also the fact that hundreds of people died all at once made me sad. So i dont like watching that movie at all.

Btw thanks for reading my blog post :) I answered to ur question on my post :)

Meaghan

I sort of agree with you on this one. I didn’t quite enjoy it as much as my friends did. I didn’t even want to watch the whole movie once I started. It was REALLY boring. The only exciting part was when the ship sank, sorry to say lol. But anything before & after that was boring.
Rose could’ve shared the damn door, or found another piece of wood/whatever that Jack could’ve gone on. The whole thing was absurd. He should’ve lived instead! That would’ve made it a much better story lol.

narrii

I have watched Titanic only once and never intend to watch the movie again. It’s really boring and very depressing. The worst thing is that I dont understand why most people watch the movie over and over again, the movie isnt that good. And they start to cry during the movie which makes it worse:P
I am like you, I have to read the reviews about the movie first before I go to the movies. I will not spend money and time on nonsense.

Shellz

I haven’t seen that movie in a while. I think I watched it for the very first time 2 years ago. I remember I thought it was pretty sad though. I’ve never thought of this way at all. LoL. xD I can’t even remember if it was boring or not either. o_O Maybe I should re-watch it.

Zan

-LOLOLOLOLOLOL-
Best review of Titantic everrr. xD I’m not a huge fan of that movie. Or James Cameron in general. I mean, Avatar’s graphics were ASTOUNDING. But the plot was Pocahontas, and the acting us . . . eh. I didn’t understand all the hype.

I didn’t really have time limits or anything before. The desktop was mine. I just love being able to watch TV AND being able to be on the computer at the same time. The concept is mind-blowing to me.

As far as I can tell, the ugliness and the 2 GB RAM are the only real downsides to it. But our friend updated it and bought it directly through Lenovo and gave us a better price, so I got the entire thing for $500 and I got the 4 GB RAM. So, I’d say that’s not too bad. -shrugs- (Plus, I have a 500GB external hard drive, so I don’t need too much space.)

Ooh. I wanna see both of those. I heard X-Men: First Class was exceptional, and that Bridesmaids was funny. You should get a friend to go see Kung Fu Panda 2, though. The graphics were sooo much better than the first one. (And I thought the first one was good.)

Chelsey

I enjoyed Titanic for the most part. I do agree that there were quite a few flaws throughout the plot. But I honestly probably wouldn’t have watched Titanic if it weren’t for Leo … HAHA.
I think the movie was a bit boring at parts because everything was so expected. You could just see things coming. If it weren’t as predictable, I probably would have enjoyed it more.
It peeved me about how long it was though. I own the cassette tapes as well and it really does take 2 whole tapes. It’s crazy how such a simple love story has to be explained in two tapes …
The first time I watched Titanic was when I was in the 5th grade & I was watching it with two of my good friends. While the ship was sinking, they started crying but I accidentally let out a little giggle. I’m not a psychopath, I don’t like seeing people die, it was just that it was getting a bit ridiculous by then.

I enjoyed his movie, Avatar, more than Titanic, but I just think James Cameron has the problem of making movies too predictable.

Aashni

You never fail to entertain me :)

This is so much more entertaining than the real titanic :) babahahahaha! ya – that ending, where he was in the water. BITCH move over and share the door!

i’m actually not that good at making icons etc. either – that’s what the contests are for :) haha. get YOU PEOPLE to do them for me :)

and thanks :) it’s been tricky keeping all the stories up-to-date. i’m already a day/two days behind coz of hte new layout.. oh well

Cher

I really hated that movie too. As a love story, it’s not fresh and I find it quite cliched and honestly, there isn’t much about it that makes it different than any other romantic movie I’ve seen. It’s just another take on people from two different worlds falling in love with each other. To me, I think there is something wrong when artistic integrity is sacrificed to feed the romantic void of teenage girls and general population of women.

Shannon

Couldn’t agree more. I’ve never been much of a Cameron fan (Pandora was incredible *visually*, but story-wise I mentally checked out about 25 minutes in), and Titanic just… no. I admit to watching it several times when it first came out (in my defense, I was only 12), but for the past decade or so, just no. Maybe it’s because I’m not a romance-film person (me, I’m an unabashed horror junkie, and most of the films I watch are, obviously, horror films); maybe it’s because Cameron is an arrogant try-hard. Who knows? But yes: completely agree (and I love the hilarious recap!).

Chynna

I have actually never seen Titanic. LOL. Even my boyfriend has seen it, and is like ‘How have I watched it and YOU haven’t? You’re a girl! It’s like compulsory’ I said whatever and rolled my eyes.

I’ll probably see it through force, though. I did make him watch Dirty Dancing after all. Lol :) x

Nugget

I kind of like James Cameron mainly because of his work with the first two Terminator movies. I have to admit that he has a great mind. Avatar was kind of good, too, but it’s better to only watch it once and not talk much about it or see it again in order to preserve it’s “amazingness,” I guess.

But I don’t like Titanic at all either. I think it’s one of the most overrated movies out there.

Yuu

I agree-ish with your bloggy thingy. Titanic is boring. The only entertaining thing for me was when the ship was sinking and everybody was all slanted XD
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Jenna

I think a lot of people in my generation waste time doing things that aren’t going to benefit them simply because they have the luxury too and it’s kind of sad. I agree with your views on fashion becoming skankier. Little kids are dressing like they belong in strip clubs. I love classic rock because it’s just a fine example of what a song over five minutes sounds like rare in these days.

My sister had her wisdom teeth out haha I am so scared mine might be impacted :/

I am going to go ahead and try to figure the font thing out now, thank you for letting me know! :D

Melle lee

i think thats one of the mistakes i never do like ya know checking the reviews first before watching movies.. thats the reason why i always end up watching crap and wasting my time and money.. grrr

Actually they claim that it was set on true events like everything happened but duh? they absolutely made some things up.. thats how movies go.. I didnt like titanic though coz its bullshit.. esp when Leonardo died.. im not much of a leonardo fan but i hate it when a movie has endings like that.. a total waste of time

Amy

I laughed reading this. What a humorous take at a movie. I thought it is an OK movie, not the greatest. I think that the greatest movie (in my opinion) is The Dark Knight. I love action movies like that. :)

Well, I didn’t have the entire month to code it, but I coded it for periods of time throughout the month. So more like a few days (considering the limited time I have for coding. xD)

Meh. You eventually get your fair share of school-time. :P

Becca

Oh cool! I like Coldplay too :)Yeah I was scared of getting rained on as well but luckily we were sat down under the next tier up so it wasn’t that bad.
I hope you go to Coldplay one day.

Leeza

Y’know, I didn’t even remember most of the movie until I read the entire entry. I knew there was a reason I wasn’t remembering it. It’s pretty pointless for a good amount of time. They could’ve just scrapped off the first 3 hours and we still would’ve gotten the same impact.

I really don’t like how everyone idolizes Avatar as well. Graphically it was gorgeous. Blue everywhere. Story-wise… it was basically the rehashed and tired ‘White man steals land from indigenous, yet innocent tribe’. Except this time it’s Americans so people can relate to it in modern times.

Cameron is much like Michael Bay is to me – they stick to a niche so much over time that you wind up knowing what the plot for every movie is, regardless if you’ve seen it or not.

Terin

Glad I’m not the only one who didn’t like Titanic. LOL! I thought it was boring, too, but then again…I was young. I would probably enjoy watching it now.

Kendra

PAHAHAHA. You’re my new hero as well. It’s one of those movies that gets a shit ton of hype when, in reality, it isn’t that good.

HAHAHA. I’m so glad you pointed out the captain not seeing the iceberg. HOW DID YOU NOT SEE THAT? And more importantly, HOW DID YOU NOT SEE THAT?!?!? It blows my mind, even still.

HAHA. The guy really is so ugly. Rose’s fiance, that is. I just remember hating his character so badly when I first saw the movie. Everyone knows you can’t put ugly people in movies because the audience will inevitably notice and get pissed.

I honestly could not agree with you more. Everything you said is so entirely true. I’ve never actually read any of her tweets but I find that that absolutely disgusting, yet I’m not surprised that she does it. She’s just so fake to me. And you’re right, she rose to the top far too quickly and it’s gotten to her head.

Haha, I thought I would catch backlash for that blog post since so many people worship her but I have been happily surprised with the outcome. Most people seemed to agree with me. It makes me happy because that means that not EVERYONE in the world is mindless.

Ceedee

We all have different opinions. Different taste, kumbaga.
I actually enjoyed Titanic very much since it showcase not only the love between two different kinds of people, but also the socioeconomic differences in our nation. And the fact that its based on actual events regarding the biggest ship that sank. I think its actually really awesome.

Kris

I can see where your points are coming from but if you analyze movies like that I guess every movie really suck then. I’m not a James Cameron fan but I much prefer Avatar … that’s only because of the animated creatures no matter how ugly they are. I’m just fascinated by animation. I don’t really care much for storylines at all since it’s Pocahontas in space. Titanic on the other hand didn’t really have anything to catch me. I do like ‘history’ but only Asian culture. WOW I am such a fob!

Being said I much rather watch animated films. I can just waste all day watching all 4 Shrek films. I’m like 5, I know.

I guess I might be shallow or vain because I would try to look nice if I go to the supermarket or something. I don’t wear makeup but I do brush my hair and put on nice clothes. I also dye my hair a lot but if you take care of your hair it doesn’t make a huge difference. Not all celebrities wear wigs and most of them dye their hair 24/7. I just hate the black-brown of my matural hair so much because it’s not even a color.

Rachel

I didn’t read anything past the cut, because I actually still haven’t seen Titanic and I don’t want to spoil it for myself if I ever choose to see it. However, after reading what I did read of this post, I’m even less inclined to watch it! I’m not a big movie person either and it takes a lot of convincing to get me to watch a movie. This is wonderful anti-convincing. xD

I have seen Avatar though, and that movie was shit. I actually hated it. I thought three times that it was over before it actually was. It was boring and I almost fell asleep. SO BAD. Now I’m worried Titanic will be like that. Plus I have kind of gotten the sense that it was over-hyped over the years. I will probably still watch it eventually, though. Just to see what all the fuss is about.

Shannon

Eh… I could never really get into Titanic. In fact, I have never actually watched the entire movie. It would either bore me or I’d just simply have zero interest in watching it whenever it would come on TV.

Shiri

Oh my goodness how could you!!? Haha, ok, I sort of understand how you feel. I bet in 10 years from now when some teen is watching Twilight they think “what the heck??? Why was THIS ever popular?” But you see, a lot of the hype was about Leonardo Dicaprio. Aww, I remember being erm, too young to go and watch Titanic by myself and my mom wouldn’t let me see it so I had to wait until it was released on VHS. And oh boy did I cry once I finally saw it. But I must admit I’ve only seen it a couple of times since. It was great back then, the most expensive movie ever made and so on.. it’s usually all about the HYPE when a movie becomes a “classic”.

Tina

Hahaha, this was so entertaining to read. I don’t have much of an opinion on Titanic, I neither liked or disliked it, but I did think it was horribly boring. I also didn’t think Leonardo DiCaprio was all THAT fine, ok, for me he was fugly. Like, seriously, what the hell.

Minna

Titanic isn’t one of my favourite movies either but I don’t share most of your opinions. Cause most of them are how you would react to scenes in the movie that you’re not in. BUT it has a billion little mistakes. Like somewhere Rose refers to a book that hasn’t been written in 1912. Things like that annoy me. But for its time I think this was just such a grand movie, that people couldn’t help being touched by it.

Now, my question is – if you feel sorry for wasting hours watching movies like this, why do you waste time writing about it?

Tricia

Titanic is one of the movies that I’ll never get tired of watching but it didn’t surprise me to find out you didn’t like it because we all have different point of views.

The only thing I find ridiculous in the movie is that Rose let Jack fall off the water just because he was dead already. She could
have just leave the body as it is so he’s body could be found and she could bury him properly.

Oh well. :)

Clarisse

I actually only watched the movie about a year or so ago when my friends found out I’d never watched it and forced me to. I didn’t even end up watching the entire thing; they skipped through a part in the middle so I could finish the movie.

I didn’t think it was a terrible movie. It was boring at times, but it’s not like I was falling asleep or anything.

While it wasn’t that bad a movie, it wasn’t as great as everyone said it was either. I don’t think it deserves all the awards and praise it had gotten because, honestly, it wasn’t that great a movie. Pretty overrated.

nyuu

I’ve never watched Titanic. Yep, I’m rare that way lol j/k I have NO IDEA what the movie is about beside that it’s some love story. Later my friend told me it’s basically about two lovers on this huge boat and the guy sacrifices himself so the girl can live. Mehh..sounds boring.

Thanks for telling the story..now I’m really glad I’ve never tried watching it. I agree… it would have been nice if they took turn on the door…

I’m not interested in love stories… and I’m seriously not interested about rich people being sad over LITTLEST thing.

I can’t feel sorry for the guy… he should of slapped her off the door.

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